If you’ve managed to skate through life eating whatever you want, never seeing your weight fluctuate and wearing the same size since you were 14, then it may come as quite a shock when you put on five or ten pounds one day after one of the big changes (your first serious relationship, your first serious breakup, your first child, pre-menopause…you get it). And then what do you have to do? Diet? Diet? DIET!? Psssh. That isn’t happening. Oh, wait, none of your pants fit, so it is happening.
But you’re not used to thinking about what you eat, so you have to train your brain to work in a whole new way. It may not seem like it will be a big change at first—what’s a few more salads a week, right? But you probably didn’t realize all of your unhealthy habits before because you weren’t looking for them. Here are hilarious thoughts first-time dieters have.
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